

Introduction to Life without a Job
From the moment I stepped off the plane in Phoenix, I knew that it was going to be an ideal 2 weeks with my mom and Dave. They picked me up at the airport and my bike somehow fit perfectly in the back seat of Dave’s car. Mom and Dave were, of course, shocked to see the enormity of the bag that I would be travelling around the world with. I sat somewhat under my bike for the journey home (pleased to have it safe and sound next to me!) as we discussed a few of the activities that were in store for my visit to Scottsdale. My mom had gone above and beyond to track down a cyclist and a swimmer for me to train with, as well as a map of the area showing the best places to ride. As we approached the house I noted the wide bike lanes on every road, and the 70+ degree weather. Between the setting for training and the fact that I had 2 weeks to relax and spend quality time with my mom and Dave, I knew that my first extended stop in the U.S. would be a good one.
As one might imagine, it was not difficult to fall into the lifestyle of an unpaid ‘professional

athlete’! Basically I had the entire day to get in the necessary
Ironman training, eat proper meals (and then some), stretch for the appropriate amount of time, jump in the ‘ice bath’
after each activity.
I still had spare time to catch up on life with my parents and meet their friends.


I immediately began to question how in the world I used to train for an
Ironman and have a full time job.
Daily swims and subsequent rewards
The daily routine was to get up at 5:45 a.m., scarf down a bowl of cereal and head to Jim Cooper’s house where I would join him for his daily swim. Jim and I swam at a 25 meter, 10 lane outdoor pool and typically had the entire pool to ourselves. In our hour and 15 minute swim I watched the sun rise over the mountains and tried to appreciate just how lucky I was to have such an ideal early morning setting.

Jim’s disciplined swimming style of a non-stop 75 minute session motivated me to put in around 4500 meters a day, more than I have swam since high school. Jim and I would then head to Wild Oats where we had a shot of
wheatgrass, which apparently boosts the immune system, balances the PH of the blood, along with other medical benefits that I can’t recall. Sceptical at first, I washed down the florescent green liquid out of a plastic shot glass and kindly thanked the man serving us who shook his head everyday as we ordered our drinks. I’m now fairly convinced that the bitter tasting grass was actually doing something beneficial for me. Jim and I would stroll around Wild Oats as he purchased organic fruit, and I stared in awe at the delicious and overwhelming selection of the gourmet grocery store. I later learned that the fruit was for the rabbits that religiously visited his house around breakfast time for their daily intake of organic grapes or strawberries on their lucky days.

Our next stop was Starbucks, where Jim introduced me to the
grande, soy, chai latte, with no water and no foam. I was always amazed that the Starbucks
baristas didn’t flinch with the order (although I think we did receive a few strange looks from people in line). After a couple days of Jim ordering the drink and me ordering a latte, I decided to give his drink a try. Turns out it is absolutely delicious, and unfortunately has become one more expensive vice that I crave on a daily basis!
Arriving home from the swim around 10:30, I would enjoy breakfast number 2 (or was it #3 at that point?) and plot out the next activity of the day. My mom and I often spent time running errands or hanging out in the office discussing life in Scottsdale, boys and friendships, working on our respective computer activities, or planning our upcoming trip to Australia.
One of our errands was for my mom and me to stock up on cycling gear as mom is planning a cycling trip in Austria in September and I need a couple of CO2 cartridges. I had the fortune of stumbling across Pinnacle Peak
Cyclery where customer service is certainly at the heart of their business. The owners not only sold my mom and I what we needed, gave me maps of places to ride, but also offered up two of their co-workers as people who would most likely be willing to ride with me. I left my number only half expecting to get a call. A few hours later I received a call from Dane and we chatted away about training, his cycling history and places that we could ride around Scottsdale.
Scottsdale Riding
The riding turned out to be phenomenal around the Scottsdale area. It was certainly a pleasant change to be in shorts and a short sleeved jersey for all of my rides. I had the pleasure of riding with a friend of my mom’s, Dick Root, a couple of days and Dane a couple of days. Rides with Dick focused on disciplined training and the Joe
Friel method of heart rate monitors, cadence and doing each ride for a purpose. Dick certainly had me thinking about ways that I could improve my cycling by incorporating a bit more structure to my training regime. We executed immediately with 5 low cadence hill repeats in the middle of our ride. We also discussed my favourite topics such as travel to great places such as New Zealand and Australia. Dane was also a pleasure to ride with as we bantered on topics from philosophies on life and relationships, to the art of no handed snot shots (which I still have yet to achieve). It never ceases to amaze me how much a commonality such as cycling serves as a catalyst in building friendships.
The Desert running adventure (why I should have GPS implanted)
Running, my least favourite of the 3 disciplines, has actually been improving over the past month and going fairly well. I am recovering from a slight quad issue (thanks to my incredible physio therapist, Andy, as well as routine massages from Chris while I was still in England). With a 90 minute run on the training plan, I ventured out into the desert where I was sure to avoid cars, run on dirt, and enjoy the unique Arizona scenery of cacti and mountains. My mom and Dave both condemned the idea of me running in the desert and provided ample warning of the dangers. In my typical relaxed and nonchalant nature, I assured them that I would be fine and that I would only be gone for 90 minutes. I set out at 1:50 p.m. Making a deliberate effort to not get lost, I went directly straight on a main trail in the desert. When that trail ended, I took a sharp left turn and noted that I was under the power lines. I ran 45 minutes that direction, turned around and headed back to where I had started. The first sign of trouble was when I arrived at the power lines and there were approximately 10 trails from which to choose. It immediately became unclear which way I had come from. I
wasn’t too nervous because at that point I knew the general direction that I was trying to go. Selecting a trail 22, I decided to stick with it and prayed that it would take me back to where I had started. After about 80 minutes of running I saw 3 helicopters swarming above. I
couldn’t believe that my mom has already sent helicopters after me as I
hadn’t even been gone 90 minutes yet. After walking through mile after mile in the desert, I began to realize that I was definitely not on the trail where I had begun. Everything looked exactly the same. I remember Dave mentioning that there were literally hundreds of miles of desert. I started to wish that my mom actually had sent some helicopters after me! I walked up to the highest peak that I could find to look for any trace of civilization. To my shear disbelief, there was not a person, a house, a power line, or anything recognizable for as far as I could see. Typically a person who worries about absolutely nothing, I actually began to feel the onset of fear. I took a deep breath and thought through the situation from a logical perspective. While it
wasn’t ideal that I was wearing only a job bra, running shorts and a fuel belt, I had consumed 2000+ calories that day so I was certain not to go hungry. I carried on, ploughing forward on the trail hoping to find any sign of humanity. Eventually I came across power lines and decide that they must lead me somewhere. I followed to power lines for over an hour and eventually saw an enormous house in a very small development. I knocked on the door, knowing full well that I looked like some freakish alien in my fuel belt, red face, dried sweat, somewhat panicked look and general dishevelled presence. A kind man opened the door, immediately invited me into his home and let me use his phone to call my parents. I met his children and their nanny and their nanny offered to drive me home. I was shocked to learn that I was almost 20 miles away from my parent’s house where I had set out 4 hours previously! We live and learn. Some might say that I
shouldn’t run in the desert. My take away is to travel with a cell phone and pay closer attention to my surroundings. Regardless, I’m thankful for the kind people and just hope that I
didn’t cause my mom any ulcers from my behaviour (I think she has become used to my somewhat frequent predicaments).